Lots of color footage from the 50′s on. Some of it is just wacky…

PYLON MEN

UPDATE:
I ripped the original soundtrack out and inserted the theme from ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13.
Video is now FULL OF WIN.

The originalthis film is awesome…if only I could replace the music with the opening credits of “Assault on Precinct 13″.

ACNE – CONCRETE ISLAND from ASKILL PROJECTS on Vimeo.

SO, audible/amazon in a brilliant fit of publicity hounding, got Samuel L. Jackson to do a reading of the tongue-in-cheek children’s book “Go the F** to Sleep”.

Great, right? I mean, who better to voice this than Samuel L. Jackson?

And he did a great job too. But, apparently, a tone-deaf-brain-damaged-monkey was allowed to mix-and-master the session.

It was awful.

So, I’ve fixed it. Noise suppression, boost on the bass end, and a little bit of headroom.

For now, and until I get a cease and desist, here is the REMASTER of Samuel L. Jackson reading “Go the F**k to Sleep”

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

This is is, the final culmination of internet technology and online culture:

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Found on web, must repost:

Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.